From: Colfer, Eoin (pronounced 'Owen' by the way) Sent: Last night To: The World (and all its time zones) Subject: A message from Artemis Fowl's Official Biographer Artemis Fowl. Where do I begin? This young criminal genius is no stranger to trouble. In fact, he's a magnet for it. Man-eating trolls, armed and dangerous (not to mention hi-tech) fairies, flame-throwing goblins - he's seen the lot. He had decided to forego criminal activity of the more magical kind. However . . . Now his mother is gravely ill. Artemis Fowl must travel back through time to steal the cure from the clutches of the devious mastermind . . . Artemis Fowl. That's right. With fairy ally Captain Holly Short by his side, Artemis is going back in time to do battle with his deadliest enemy yet. Himself. Let the misadventure begin. Eoin Colfer DISCLAIMER: This man is NOT my Biographer. He is a fantasist, writing sensationalist stories about me. I will neither confirm nor deny anything that appears between these covers. However, my lawyers - and my bodyguard - are watching. Signed Artemis Fowl II Visit Artemis Fowl online